Damn, Ebola is spreading.
I made a mistake getting in an express line with a cart of groceries. I was in another line, got waved over, and went without thinking. I’m not moving to another line though, unless they ask me.
At the same time, the guy behind me never should’ve chose to get behind me, stand for 15 minutes, and complain about my stuff.
He counted my groceries. He whined about courtesy.
The courtesy was biting my tongue and not ending up in jail.
I’m honestly not angry or impatient. But when I get mad, I feel it.
I threw the cart in the parking lot.
Remember that old video of the ball girl pulling off an amazing and fake catch? Sure you do, it’s probably still in your Facebook feed.
Just read this. Hilarious.
Fuck yeah, America!
Batman V. Superman?
Dumb. Fucking. Name.
Fuck Coke, Pepsi, and Wal-Mart. And Budweiser.
The Internet. The constant stream of grammar correction, opinions, intellectual debate and criticism of something based on a toy line is tiring.
Yet I’ve built my life and existence on top of it.
Do something to change that. That’s what they tell you. That’s what I’ve said. You can probably go back and find where I’ve said it numerous times.
But no, it’s hard to change the rising tide when you’ve only got a tiny bucket.
Not to mention that everyone is smarter, better and snarkier than you ever will be.
I wish I still drank sometimes. OH NO, YOU CAN SEE THROUGH ME! I’M JUST A WEAK WILLED PUSSY AND YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
FUCK, TITS, COCK, GEORGE BUSH, TERRORISM, COCKSUCKER! Anger…
I’m gonna go watch ‘Psych’ and pass out.
Fuck yeah, soccer sucks! America rules!
Whoops, how’d this get in there! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU LOVE JESUS!