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It was a wild, long and emotional two months, but it’s all over now because it is December 26th and Santa Claus has been locked away in his northern prison for another year.

But I figured I’d put together all the things I threw at you to celebrate the holidays in one easy to click post.

SO HERE WE GO!

Best Christmas Movies

10. Ernest Saves Christmas

9. The Muppets Christmas Carol

8. Lethal Weapon

7. It’s A Wonderful Life

6. The Ref (Starring Bill Hicks)

5. Home Alone & Home Alone 2

4. Scrooged

3. A Christmas Story

2. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

1. Die Hard

Worst Christmas Movies

10. Fred Claus

9. Santa Claus The Movie

8. Reindeer Games

7. Jingle All The Way

6. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Live Action)

5. Jack Frost (Not The Horror Movie, But The Shit One)

4. The Santa Clause Franchise

3. A Christmas Story 2

2. Love Actually

1. Elf

Best Christmas Tunes

* Wilson Pickett - Silver Bells

* The Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick

* The Muppets - Little Saint Nick

* Brenda Lee - Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree

* Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock

* Hall and Oates - Jingle Bell Rock

* Boston Pops - Sleigh Ride

* Dean Martin - Let It Snow

* Run DMC - Christmas In Hollis

* Reverend Horton Heat - Jingle Bells

* The Drifters - White Christmas

* Jackson 5 - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

* James Brown - James Brown’s Funky Christmas Album

* Bing Crosby - Mele Kalikimaka

* Chuck Berry - Run Run Rudolph

* Lemmy - Run Run Rudolph

Worst Christmas Tunes

* Lou Monte - Dominick The Christmas Donkey

* Spike Jones - All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

* Billy Idol - Jingle Bell Rock

* Joy To The World

* John Lennon & Yoko Ono - Merry X-Mas (War Is Over)

* Band Aid - Do They Know It’s Christmas

* Mannheim Steamroller - ANYTHING

* Bing Crosby and David Bowie - The Little Drummer Boy

* New Kids On The Block - Funky Funky Christmas

* Twisted Sister - O Come All Ye Faithful

* Elmo and Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

WTF? Weird Christmas Tunes

* Carl - I’ll Be Home For Christmas

* SNL/TV Funhouse - Christmastime For The Jews

* Arcade Fire - Jingle Bell Rock

* The Flintstones - Hope Is Like A Christmas Tree

* Band Aid II - Do They Know It’s Christmas

* "Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero

* Monty Python - Christmas In Heaven

* Aza - Hunky Santa

* Spinal Tap - Christmas With The Devil

* Olivia Newton John & John Travolta - I Think You Might Like It (AKA EAR POISON)

* Porky Pig - Blue Christmas

* Skull McCartney - Wonderful Christmashell

Words

* A Hobo Christmas: Tips & Tricks

* My Christmas Haul

* A Horror-ful Life: Horror Movies For Christmas

* Saint Nick Vs. Old Nick: The Conspiracy Begins

* Coked Up Christmas Conclusion

Random Posts

* Die Hard/Let It Snow Mashup Video

* Santa’s Slay Video

* Jack Frost video

* Danzig - “Twas The Night Before Christmas”

* DDP & Jake “The Snake” Roberts - “Twas The Night Before Christmas”

* GWAR Does Christmas

* Charlie Brown’s Heavy Metal Christmas

* The Night The Reindeer Died from “Scrooged”

* Horror Claus

Images

* Merry Christmas Skull

* Genghis Khan Christmas Adventure

* A True Cocaine Christmas

* Merry Christmas, Shitter Was Full

* I Love “Scrooged”

* My Gift To You: Serial Killer Christmas Cards

* Madman Wizard Christmas Card - Mike Allred

* Jew Thing - Jack Kirby

* Spider-Man Vs. The Grinch

* Hellboy Vs. Krampus

* Classic Coked Up Christmas w/ Evil Teddy

* Satan Santa Claus

* Krampus Photoset Tribute

* Viking Santa

* Rudy Ray Moore: Ain’t No White Christmas

* Michael Hutchence Thanksgiving Special (Just because)

* Women In Waders Holiday Calendar

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